miércoles, 15 de junio de 2011

Y come tigres

Shakira. Shakira. ¿Qué te pasó? Pasaste de ser una loquita que cantaba sobre que no creía en Jean Paul Sartre ni en Carlos Marx, a una bestia teñida, sedienta de sexo, con un radar para localizar solteros. ¿Te pegó el viejazo? ¿En serio tu single nuevo se llama ‘rabiosa’? Bueno, ahora que parece que la onda de los títulos de tus canciones en esta fase nueva, te paso una lista de nombres. Para que ya no tengas que pensar en eso, y elijas directo. Y ojalá te rinda muchos años.

• Chango
• Psycha
• Diabla
• Zorra
• Perra
• Araña
• Hiena
• Gato
• Foca
• Moca
• Toca
• Bolas
• Caño
• Vicio
• Chaca chaca
• Traca traca
• Waku waku
• Mona (del Lecoq)
• Chapa chapa
• Chori chori
• Goma goma
• Bata bata
• Mete pata
• Mete saca
• Wakka
• Tidus
• Tanga
• Zulu
• Valkiria
• Gladiadora
• Guerrera
• Furiosa
• Sedienta
• Sudorosa
• ¿Santa?
• No creo. (Ah, no, esa ya está)

8 bomba(s) no tirada(s):

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Oh, viso Final Fantasy!!!!

Andrés (VH) dijo...

Para macho, que a Shakira le doy más firme que blandengue con tortícolis.

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